Dear Prof Toothbrush

Professor, I must admit that I failed the test quite horribly and due
to the plain fact that I simply do not study, the blame rests on me.
Next time I study, I will make sure that you are served coffee with
loads of cream. It always tastes much better with cream - the cream
takes that distinct coffee taste and modifies it to an almost
drinkable state. If tomorrow I still feel bad about the test, I'll
simply drink black coffee. If I taste tomato juice, I'll do something
unknown to me now..
Have a Good evening,
Sore Gum-OUCh